Merde to All the Exams!

‘Tis the moderate:

I’ve been wearing the identical sweats for going on 10 days at this time.

My nails are bitten down to the lively and there is an enormous taint on my chin that I can’t hindrance picking at.

I’ve cried twice this week; once because Huckleberry was vexation too long to find a convenient place to drop a deuce forward his evening walk, and once at the time that I couldn’t pronounce the word Nitroimidazoles at the end of a 6-hour group study session and decided I “honorable don’t know anything.”

Diagnosis: Acute put in a box of Examitis

My baby sister Mugs is likewise suffering examitis over in Oregon. Today, she confessed to catheretic her oatmeal with a 1/4 tsp measuring spoon for she hasn’t done dishes in too a week. Then, she sent me a representation that would make our mother self-satisfied:


Ha! Joke’s on you, Mugface! Mom reads my blog!

As in ~ degree big sister would do, I replied with a picture of my clean kitchen to decorum her.

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Of course, while my dishes may be washed and drying, I also informed her that I had pleasing failed a test in which I barely had to correctly put on gloves and I’d eaten a vessel of instant miso soup for breakfast this morning with a reheated cup of coffee I’d brewed the lifetime before yesterday. So, I’m moderately much failing everything but dishes and calculator tops.

We both agreed that finals week be able to be rough. No matter what, you through all ages. seem to come up a mouthful short: short on time, short without ceasing groceries, short on patience, short in c~tinuance cash…

Speaking of short put ~ cash, I’ve gotten some critical remarks from the peanut gallery for centre of life cheap with the central heating:

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That direct the eye kinda says it all, doesn’t it? I told him that, until he went and found a piece of work, he should be happy with his very warm water bottle and that lots of beagles live outward in the elements without blankets and very warm water bottles!

The cat is for ever a bit more discrete with his fears of debt of nature by hypothermia:

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Overall, they are true study partners. When the cat isn’t sitting on my notes purring and the dog isn’t asking to accept for a walk just as I’m hitting my be~ with pharmacology, anyway.

Well, I should win back to my revision. Our exam tomorrow is bonny much over every single disease trial that can happen in every uncompounded system within the body. This appliance there’s always something new and exciting to learn which time I look at my notes! Like, staminate rats, mice and horses don’t be obliged nipples, or how the pathological implications of bacteria in the with child uterus should most definitely not have ~ing considered appropriate reading material while catheretic. Retained placenta and Ramen don’t mingle.

To all my fellow students, ma Poulette used to never let me wish her luck in the van of exams, as (she told me) in France, you good wish people merde!

So Merde to everything of you this week! Merde to exams! Merde to students and “actual grown ups” alike! And if you are in vet seminary, I’m going to wish you a actual special Merde for our exam tomorrow, I wish you Cyanthostomosis (serving-boy 116 of our notes). You’re greet.

(PS if you don’t take a strong stomach, I wouldn’t propose you googling that….)


Another moving man who must blame women on account of all wrongs.

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