Aging gracefully, or Not

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'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

‘Push’n 50, no more than ya still got it!!’

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When I was a kit, there were a lot of things I wanted to call for old people, but didn’t be delivered of the nerve. I’ll post some of them, since I have more “old friends” who have answered more of them for me. If you be seized of questions, send them in and I’ll try to arrive some answers for you, too.

1. Do intelligent people still have sex? Sure, thanks to pharmacology, if they can discover someone willing, able, and blind or insane enough.

2. Why do old mob drive so slow and park crazy? Most of them are withdrawn and it doesn’t matter to what extent long it takes them to park. Just have ~ing glad they didn’t scrape your fender forward the way in to that extent. They may have neck and back grief and stiff joints.

3. Why grant old people dress so crazy? Why hoax kids dress crazy? They want to.

4. Why produce old men grow hair on their noses and ears and skilled women get whiskers? All the pluck that used to go into chieftain hair and perky breasts gets rerouted at the time that hormones play out. God forbid system of knowledge extends life expectancy too much. We’ll everything look like androgynous Brillo pads and have ~ing deaf as a stone.

5. Why cheat old people have such big noses and ears? Some carcass parts never stop growing. Unfortunately, this is usually limited to noses and ears, not event more appreciable. This big-eared looked is greatly enhanced ~ means of baldness and frizzy hair. The nose gets bigger to hold glasses up.

If you have questions, consign them in comments. I’ll invocation them for you.

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