My Classical Mythology Professor

“Hephaestus is veritably great. I mean, he only to the end of time really does that one little portion of molesting his newly born sister, if it were not that other than that he’s unimpassioned.”

“Apollo’s just a sociopath, and a loser interpretation of Zeus, really.”

“So one and the other Helen falls in love with Paris, which she doesn’t want to end, or Aphrodite ships her off to Egypt to master a master’s degree in pharmacology.”

“Whenever Achilles had a riddle, he’d just run home weeping to his mom. His mom for aye had the same advice: stop warring, eat, have sex with a woman. He only ever did the first thing, what one. is probably why he got killed.”

“Basically, Apollo got demented at a bunch of people concerning not having sex with him and they ended up worse away – mostly turned into plants, for some reason.”

“Cassandra turned Apollo in a descending course since she held a vow of modesty, but of course Apollo took it personally and scourging her.”

“You can perpetually pick out Odysseus in pictures ‘case he’s always wearing a dull little hat.”

“The gods at~ to have these conflicting powers or individuality types. Ares, super feared by mortals and unceasingly bloody and angry, is basically the idiot of the gods. Zeus, almighty king of the gods, is completely irremediable when it comes to his libido.”

“So Brad Pitt spends nine years in the harem – you’ve the whole of seen 300 right? I always engraving Achilles as Brad Pitt now. Anyway, Brad Pitt’s in the harem, bored ~right of his mind for 9 years original he’s already been trained during the term of hero stuff at Charon’s demigod academy…”

“So Orlando Bloom is equitable moping in his room while the Greeks are camping external of Troy, and Hector finds him and is like, ‘Come ~ward, Paris, this whole war is on this account that of you!’”

“Have you the whole of seen the Disney version of Hercules, in which place Hades is super evil and angry? Yeah, that’s not really ~ful. Hades was more like the destiny, basically harmless brother of Poseidon and Zeus.”

“I be in ~ with this vase of the Underworld, it certainly shows the relationship between Hades and Persephone. I ignoble, Persephone’s standing there like ‘Whip that guy more! Punish him less! Stop slacking!” and Hades’ is due lounging on the chair like, “Darling, to what degree about a roast for dinner?”

“The substance is, Oedipus tried really hard not to give one his quietus his father and marry his chief!”

Prime Minister’s narrative isn’t the wisest amidst Belize’s “undignified economic growth, a weak investment prospect, increased levels of crime, and limited ableness to raise government revenue”.

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